I'm back for some odd well I guess boredom mainly, I can't find someone fun who isn't an asshole I guess. I can be funny and I can be nice but only if you allow me to be so if you bite I won't be scared to bite back as I have done before. I have met 1 too many people on here some decent ones and some (insert whatever disgusting word you want to) that are just disrespectful; I'm quite honest and just be honest with me. This is not my real address when we talk I can tell you where I actually live because in the past people I have seen people on know on here. I'm up for a good chat if you are so just say hi and the occasionalwink is okay but not too many because I'm not afraid to block anyone. I'm fun when I drink and if you don't drink then we'll your boring, enough of me chatting crap just message me and find out how crazy I am.
P.s I have no photo because I'm lazy not because I am a man. I have no issue sending a face pic privately once...

once upon a time ....

Hello nice to meet you. Thank you for looking at my profile, I'll only chat if you have a face picture and not into married men I'm afraid. Like a guy to be tall, little to no hair, tattoo s are a plus and just be honest so many just talk out there arse on here. Cheers xx

I'm 49 but no one believes I am,, most men seem to think I'm quite attractive, I'm divorced and live alone, i have short brown hair, blue eyes, and i am 5 foot 2,, i think im curvy, large chested, i have nice legs i try to work out, and like to look good and dress well,,, looking for a little fun, and chat xx

Love a man who knows what to do to make me happy and I know what to do to make you happy!!!! Enjoying looking and trying whats on offer lol. Not ready for an exclusive relationship YET but who knows. Looking for sense of humour, nice eyes and kissable mouth, oh and a .....xx

light on light off doesnt matter, on top missionary both can be extremely pleasing if u can handle a long legged adventurous girlie that ticks most guys boxes then pls get my attention and see if you tick all my boxes. Here a few to start us off yes I do swallow I like foreplay and do expect hours to those only lasting minutes. size does matter so any one not measuring up length and girth both necessary i can take it if u can give it, todays position would have to be me bent over and my ideal guy entering my pussy following a good fingering/ fisting i want a man who lasts foreplay is a must and should work both ways let me tease you and tickle you with my two handed treat

Just a horny lady looking for a little naughty chat and role play. If you fit the bill come message just so there is no confusion the roleplay takes place on here not in real life .... and for all you guys that have managed to read my profile please respect my wishes and do not ask for me to give you my phone number or expect to chat on whatsapp or kik etc as i keep this on here for my own safety. I love outdoor fun and fantasy and playing games / role play. I like being treated like a lady outside and less so in the bed or woods! Like being touched up by strangers and then taken roughly behind the bushes -- and on buses in public places, lifts etc- it happened once a man in a lift kept touching me every day on my way to work. I'd feel him hard behind me and then keep touching me up, then finally he put his hand inside my skirt after turning it round carefully, ( all the while people crammed in around us!) and then once when the lift was tightly packed he entered me from...

hi my name is jo im looking for a sexy black male for fun amd friendship

Looking for a proper man! Decent conversation and a laugh. The man needs to be very capable and assertive.
I'm not interested in being a cougar so no one under 30 please. And on the same token no fossils either. 50 ish the max. I will not respond to a hi or a how's you. I prefer tall men over 5'10!
Apart from that I'm a good laugh and keen to broaden my horizons

Young grounded girl bisexual and have a bisexual boyfriend we are both very discreet in our fun together or apart and love to have sex as much as possible xx so if anyone wants to play with either of us or both then get in touch , he is 28 x

I am looking for passionate physical and mental connection, with a man of similar age and outlook. I am attracted to warm, intelligent, kind and confident men, with a naughty streak. I feel very comfortable with men from different cultural and racial backgrounds. I hope to meet someone who will become a long term lover and partner, and i do intend to have as much fun as possible on the way.

Im strong,sensual & have LOADS of stamina....because Im a Fitness Instructor. My guys seem to have been a tad younger than me..23 & 22 respectively,with athletic physiques & plenty of gung-ho,but I am looking for someone slightly older,who doesn't just want a one-off experience.
Would like to make more of a connection with someone-chemistry is EVERYTHING!!! The more you get to know someone,the better the sex is...:O))
Im muscular,have 5 small tattoos & a few peircings-ears & belly button. I will try most things,IF Im comfortable with the man Im with,but that takes time & effort-on your part.,so the more we meet,the more will happen.Hoping to do other stuff with my man,other than just "bedroom aerobics",so if you fancy more of a connection,without the strings,I could be for you.
Im normal & fairly straight,so if you have too many kinks,please pass me by.
Also,if you are married or more than 30miles away and can't travel,forget it...
And finally....REALLY like tall guys...5;10" minimum....I wear 6" heels & dont want to tower over you..:O)) Update-as some of you seem to go blind reading one of the lines in my profile,I will put it capital letters..........I DON'T DATE MARRIED MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Bring on the...

Hi
Am an obviously mature. obviously large, unhappily married lady and yes I obviously have big boobs. well actually big all over (for those in touch with their feminine side dress size 20 and bra size 38-40H).
Don't really know what I am looking for but possibly a good FWB without actually being friends as I wouldn't want to ruin any of my good friendships.
I cannot accommodate and open to suggestions but am not into back seats of cars in broad daylight thanks.
Thanks for looking and if I don't float you boat good luck in your search.
P.S. Oh haven't put any interests/hobbies/passions down as don't think anyone on here is really interested in that side of me.

So after a couple of months on here I'm now looking for just 1 sex partner.thanks for the fun guys but now need the one who can experiment with me:))if your married please don't contact me as it's not worth the grief and this is ment to be all about fun.xx

Single black voluptuous female looking for... I will know when I come across it ;-) Thanks for viewing and your message X

Hi, i like going for coffee and long walks in the park, im looking for my life long partner, if you think thats you come and say hello!

Looking for a happy, confident, intelligent man to enjoy time together...

Before we start - NO PICTURE NO REPLY
Then - If you're married, unhappily or not, don't bother. you may not like the reply
DON'T send me your unsolicited email address or mobile phone number because I will post them somewhere you won't like....then again, maybe you would...
I'm interested in men roughly 40 to 50. If you're older or younger don't send me a message.
I'm BLOCKING ALL Winkers so DON'T WINK - say something. sexy is great, stupid gets no reply
I can't be your favourite if we've never met.
I'm not at all interested in any guy under 30......I know this is Cougar Shag but I'm not interested in anyone young enough to be my son!!!!
I've been divorced 9 years, no children and no commitments. Intend on keeping it that way
Not looking for a partner, husband, boyfriend, sugar daddy, whatever.
I've really enjoyed this site...right now IF I meet anyone it's strictly NSA. I want it to stay that way.....
Not sure right now IF any future meetings with someone will happen.
First meeting in public place, no exceptions!!! See if we click. As some of you know, I've been offered a career change which...

I like well spoken ,educated, successful men with great style and naturally generous nature.. Well mannered and sophisticated ...that is what I find a really big turn on to me anyway....
One more thing...I LOVE very tall man and blue eyes...;-)) x
SOMETHING I DON'T DO IS--gay/ bi/married man(unless the married men would like sugar daddy relationship- mind you, I'm a bit of a spoiled madam;-))...nor someone who is into group/couples sex and some weird things,please NO MEN WEARING LADIES UNDERWEAR ,GAS MASKS OR SOMEONE INTO 3-SOMES/ORGIES OR MALE BUNNY BOILERS etc...not for me... please,please pass me by , thank you ..;-) Just a little about me: Hot..Charming,educated,sophisticated and amusingly funny
I speak few languages(of course i'm not English!), well travelled, with quiet good job..so why I'm I here? Recently became single, when my fairy tale went bad...Thought this is sound interesting and decided to give it a go ..
I love personable people,with positive outlook on life, good stimulating conversation,animals(esp horses!) and have been accused to be a bit of a gypsy soul-yeah,love travelling!!!
I keep an open mind regarding to what to expect from this experience..hopefully I will meet some very interesting people or even make some friends...

Swedish in London! Want a bodybuilder!

Single woman ready to mingle and have some fun family all grown up and now it's my turn to have fun as am not ready for knitting and soap operas and day time TV yet.very active like to keep myself busy.and am not looking for a replacement husband or a dad just someone who want some excitement and fun.
And if I don't reply it means your not for me

I'm naughty by nature!!! I love to talk the talk and walk the walk if you know what I mean... I love to be dominated in every way but can play a dominant role if that's what it takes to please... They don't call me bad Amy for no reason x

HI..if you would like to know about me just ask,will do my best to answer.not looking for anything serious. Also just because im on here it does not mean im having loads of sex or meeting lots of men lol..yes i do like a chat and if i like a message you have sent i will reply.please no one over 50s .Also i will swap numbers when i feel ready so please understand this...im just carefull and do have respect for myself. I do also have a type of man i go for tall and black .OH AND I AM IN KENT NOT LONDON..site wont takr my postcode !!

I'looking for someone very naughty ,,,,,,,,,,,Just for a naughty time ...but you never know what the futur store somewhere ...when you try once you never go back ...
I have a passion for someone somewhere
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I'm lots of fun and v sociable and want to go out and about with someone who is too. I'm attractive and would like someone who is too (I've gotta fancy you!) who loves kissing and is great at it. Someone intelligent, well dressed and fun. I'm size 14, 36E and always dressed in a skirt and heels - like a woman should be. Don't do the casual look well. Like wearing nice lingerie and feeling good and sexy. Got great skin, eyes and mouth.I do like them a bit younger (just a bit) so someone between 38 and 45 is great. If you can breathe through your ears, you are my type! Someone who can go out in London on weekday eves please! Actually, someone who visits London regularly and stays in hotels would be ideal (for obvious reasons)!
PS. I really don't need to see a pic of your cock. I've seen enough to know what they look like ...

Require discrete nsa liason, more than a one nite stand

I have a pretty relaxed view about life, I am open minded enough to try most things at least once!! I can be a bit shy at first but do warm up nicely! I do have dry sense of humour and I'm not afraid to display it either.
I am looking to have a bit more fun in my life, with someone who has a similar view to life,with a brain, strong & fun character who will give as good as he gets..because I will!! Sorry but no married\ with partner, and if you can't be bothered to put a photo, then why should I be??

well. back again, thought something was going great, then it all blows up in ur face. typical. looking for fun, frolics on a regular basis. but don't tell me that u want more, when u don't..... honesty is the best way to be. any age. race.

I am a genuine, honest, open and open-minded person, who likes a laugh and the occasional meeting for no strings fun. It would be nice to find someone to share those special hours. One night stands are fine, but perhaps, with the right partner, more regular meetings would be nice. I am happy to try new things and widen my experience. So come and have a chat and explore possibilities ;)

Looking for fun with singles, 3somes and groups.Looking for guys who are charming, funny, uninhibited, relaxed, intelligent - and rampant ! Im a professional lady living and working in centrals London. I love good coompany, laughter, good ffo and wine.

Hi There well what do I say ? I like to try new things I try anything one time I like it from behind and my clit licked fingers deep cow girl 69 I had sex on a train in a park and in a swimming pool that was fun I do have a voracious sexual appetite

So...new to this, I am a female, blue eyes and blonde size 10 looking for no strings attached fun.
I work very hard and do not have a lot of spare time, I can be shy when I first meet someone but I am just a normal no issues kind of girl.
I am not looking for any emotional attachment and as for sex I am just looking for something normal.
I would preferably like a regular thing with one person
Please I am new to this site so no dirty talk as its really not my thing sorry. Thank you for taking the time to read this.

"Hi there, Trixie here ;). Well I get stuck for something to put in these Bio things so I suppose if you want to know anything just ask me. I'd say I'm an exhibitionist! I couldn't live without sex, honestly I have to have it as often as possible! a lot of people call me "the controller" as I love to control and dominate and I'm proud of that because I'm out doing what I love the most ;) I have a lot of experience and love to tease so would like to think of myself as yummy teaser ;)!

Big and Beautiful , what can i say about myself well i will let you decide that , if you message me if you........ DARE ........... to look at my profile Mmmmm. i have a GSOH so come on look .
Also no time wasters please if you are not serious then please do not contact me

Hello I'm looking for some sex fun, no hassle, no strings, no relationship. I would like regular sex with one person but if that's not what you want and we click then a one off is fine. So lets see how we get on drop me a message

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